Honestly I am trying.

Found Honest Abe's top hat. Decided to wear it, God knows he won't need it. Who knows I might even follow in his footsteps and one day be president of this great irradiated nation.

STATS:
LVL 8
HP 270
AP 75
XP 5789/5800

Skills:
Barter 53
Big Guns 34
Energy Weapons 18
Explosives 21
Lockpick 42
Medicine 35
Melee Weapons 21
Repair 41
Science 39
Small Guns 57
Sneak 23
Speech 61
Unarmed 21

Perks:
Bloody Mess
Daddy's Boy
Educated
Little Leaguer
Rad Regeneration
Scoundrel
Strong Back
Swift Learner
Note the Abe Lincoln top hat...

Looking down the wrong end of that barrel.